Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad

 


^^ This game gotta have some of the worst text I've ever seen in a game.
Like why on earth would you space the letters like that? Shit is unreadable.



^^ Whale boss battle. ^^







Nintendo Direct September 2025

  • rosalina galaxy amiibo looks so nice
  • New 2D Yoshi
  • (Still no new 3D Mario ?????)
  • Man they must really try to find the blandest looking 3rd party games to show in these directs. 
  • Watching live sucks because I can't skip through the stinkers.
  • Damn, half way already and only 1 game I care about so far.
  • The kirby Amiibo poses are terrible, like their poses do not look good in the cars.
  • Dragon Quest 7 remake looks good. But that one dude with the chin is so funny looking.
  • WHY ARE THEY PUTTING VIRTUAL BOY GAMES ON THERE MAN AND U NEED TO BUY EXTRA HARDWARE FOR IT, THIS IS SO FUNNY. From what I've heard there was like 1 good game on it.
  • Project Zero 2 remake. 
  • They're really trying to pretend anyone cares about the camera nonsense and mouse controls.
  • Power Wash Simulator 2.
  • Suika Game sequel.
  • I thought Prime 4 was a Metroid Kart for a second. I was like damn how many racing games are they gonna put out in the first year. 
  • DK Bananza demo.
  • I still hold out hope for a Lets Go Johto at some point.
  • Dynasty Warriors Origins.
  • I was never able to get into the Monsty Hunter Stories games, the rock paper scizzors combat felt off when I tried it, but the song in the trailer for 3 is real nice. 
  • Last game? Hopefully something big.
  • FFS THE FINAL THING IS STOOPID ASS FIRE EMBLEM. GO AWAY. (never actually played any of them)
  • Pretty stinky direct but I'm excited for the DQ7 remake. I've still never actually played through a mainline DQ, only ever spin offs.

Pokemon Cards 2

In a continued effort to get worse on purpose in my 30's
I bought some more Pokemon cards
Also I got called a gentleman today for the first time ever.
Some older lady came in and asked the guy at the counter if they had any Gengars (I assume for like a grandchild) and he said no but there might be some in the tray over there by that lady and gentleman



 
Also this next photo isn't mine, it's taken from ebay, but each time I've gone to this shop and looked through the junk tray i've found more and more of this set of Eeveelutions from Prismatic Evolutions.
I'm just missing the Vaporeon and Glaceon now. (I don't have any of the crystallized eeveelutions from the same set but those are kinda ugly)


Chop Goblins

 



I killed them and they died next to each other and it looks like they're holding hands and in love <3

Ancient Empires (From Chop Goblins)